Guest Entries
Funny Phobias
2881. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.
Funny Phrases
2884. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Things to Do
2886. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth
Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2887. Barbarian Running
A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.
Funny Sayings
2889. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel
See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2890. Why Didn't the Time Machine Work?
Because the concept of a time machine breaks several laws of physics. See also Science.