Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

2851. Calling Someone to Tell Them You Can't Talk Right Now

See also Telephones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2852. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Things to Do

2853. Calling to Reserve a Table at McDonald's

See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Insults

2854. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

2855. Using a Spoon as a Mirror

Usually to check if you have lipstick on your teeth. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2856. Wrestling a Bean Bag

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Funny Questions

2857. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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Funny Things to Do

2858. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket

Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.

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Funny Drinks

2859. Red Coffee

Red Bull and coffee.

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Funny People

2860. Tom Ketchup

The inventor of ketchup. See also Made Up.

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