Guest Entries
Funny Clothes
2831. Rental Jackets
Often provided at upscale restaurants where the dress is sports coat or above. They smell horribly, ruining an otherwise perfect dinner. Next time, Messieurs will remember their jackets!
Funny Foods
2832. Kids' Menu
Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.
Funny Movies
2833. Vaseline
The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.
Funny Things
2835. Mythril
Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.
Funny Things
2836. Barfkin
A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.
Funny Sayings
2837. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Animals
2839. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
2840. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.