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Funny Clothes

2831. Rental Jackets

Often provided at upscale restaurants where the dress is sports coat or above. They smell horribly, ruining an otherwise perfect dinner. Next time, Messieurs will remember their jackets!

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Funny Foods

2832. Kids' Menu

Offered by Mexican, Italian, and Chinese restaurants for kids 12 and below. We're talking chicken tenders, Mac and cheese, and fish sticks. None of the food on the kids menu is actually Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. See also Children.

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Funny Movies

2833. Vaseline

The name by which the movie Grease was marketed in Argentina. See also 70's.

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Funny Products

2834. Twisty Straws Shop

Crazy. See also Children.

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Funny Things

2835. Mythril

Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.

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Funny Things

2836. Barfkin

A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.

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Funny Sayings

2837. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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Funny Insults

2838. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

2839. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

2840. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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