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Funny Names

2831. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2832. Pogonophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of beards. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2833. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2834. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off Shop

Deal with it.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2835. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2836. Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come Shop

True dat.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2837. Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2838. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Devil.

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2016| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2839. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2840. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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