Guest Entries

Funny Insults

2811. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

2812. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

2813. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

2814. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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Funny Phobias

2815. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

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Funny Nicknames

2816. Walking Wind

Funny Sayings

2817. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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Funny Phrases

2818. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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Funny Products

2819. Canned Unicorn Shop

Yes, it is a real thing. See also Pranks, Unicorns.

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Funny Things to Do

2820. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth

Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.

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