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Funny Anti-Jokes

2721. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2722. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2723. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

Added by a Guest on September 1, 2016| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

2724. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

Added by a Guest on August 31, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2725. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2726. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on August 26, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

2727. Fluteophone Shop

A cute, plastic flute.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2728. Euphobia

Fear of hearing good news.

Added by a Guest on August 24, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2729. Sandwich Islands

Previous name of Hawaii.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2730. Dung Beetles

The favorite bug of 2nd grade boys. See also Insects, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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