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Funny Things to Do

2691. Running into Your Teacher at a Supermarket

Funnier if you see their spouse with them, and even funnier if you didn't like them. See also Awkward, Schools.

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Funny Drinks

2692. Red Coffee

Red Bull and coffee.

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Funny People

2693. Tom Ketchup

The inventor of ketchup. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

2694. Using the Dog as a Footrest

See also Dogs.

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Funny Places

2695. Port Circumcision, Antarctica

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

2696. Barfi

An Indian sweet-milk confection. See also Indian.

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Funny Phobias

2697. Sidonglobophobia

The fear of cotton balls.

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Funny Insults

2698. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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Funny Questions

2699. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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Funny Advice

2700. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

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