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Funny Phrases

2691. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2692. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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Funny Phobias

2693. Autodysomophobia

Fear of smelly people.

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Funny Nicknames

2694. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2695. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2696. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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Funny Sayings

2697. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2698. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2699. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2700. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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