Guest Entries

2691. The Existential Crisis

Lay face-down on the ground. Flail your arms by your sides.

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2692. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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2693. East, West Virginia

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2694. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

2695. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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2696. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

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2697. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Advice

2698. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

Funny Words

2699. Eleventy

A number higher than ninety. See also Made Up, Numbers.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2017| 7 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2700. Dreadnought in Port

Not flushing the toilet. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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