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Funny Anti-Jokes

2671. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 1 Comment | 62 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

2672. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

2673. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

2674. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2016| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

2675. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

2676. Great Doodle

Cross between a great dane and poodle. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2016| 4 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

2677. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2016| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

2678. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2016| 9 Comments | 221 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2679. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 8 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

2680. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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