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Funny Sayings

2591. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2592. Using Pretzel Rods to Make Yourself Look Like a Walrus

See also Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

2593. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

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Funny Things to Do

2594. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection

I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?

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Funny Videos

2595. French Door, Our Favorite Store

A hot new dress to show off my tan! See also Commercials.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2017| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2596. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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Funny Sayings

2597. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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Funny Sayings

2598. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Advice

2599. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2600. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

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