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2591. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Fear of things to the left side of the body.

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Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.

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Everyone does it. See also Flatulence.

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Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

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Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.

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