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Funny Questions

2581. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?

You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

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Funny Sayings

2582. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2583. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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Funny Words

2584. Bupkis

Yiddish word meaning little or no value.

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Funny Euphemisms

2585. Boopsie

A cute way to say fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Dances

2586. The Car

Lie down, sense your inner wheels and will yourself to move forward. See also Cars.

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Funny Foods

2587. Crisco

It's made out of vegetables, so it must be healthy.

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Funny Things to Do

2588. Driving Between the Wheels of a Semi-trailer Truck

A good way to escape a car chase in a movie. Or, you know, die. See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2589. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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Funny Questions

2590. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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