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Funny Anti-Jokes
2551. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?
They're different fruits. See also Fruits.
Funny Sayings
2552. Dear algebra, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back.
See also Math.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2555. What is Green, Has Six Legs, and Would Kill You if It Fell out of a Tree?
A pool table.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2556. Why Can't Donald Trump Draw a Perfect Circle?
Because it is impossible for a human to draw a perfect circle. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2559. What Do You Call a Giraffe with a Short Neck?
A giraffe. What else would you call it?