Guest Entries
Funny Nicknames
2461. Al Frankenstien
Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2462. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?
The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.
Funny Places
2463. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2464. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?
They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.
Funny Quotes
2465. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
Funny Things
2467. Guanggun Jie
Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.
Funny Things to Do
2468. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart
Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.
Funny Words
2469. Y'all'd've
A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.
