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Funny Sayings

2461. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Advice

2462. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2463. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2464. What Do You Get when You Mix a Goat and a Sheep?

A Geep.

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Funny Products

2465. Hands-Free iPhone Holders

No explanation needed. Truly the culmination of American engineering. See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Things

2466. Back to School Sales in July

See also Schools.

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Funny Movies

2467. They Saved Hitler's Brain

True.

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Funny Words

2468. Crwth

The name of an ancient stringed instrument used by the Celts. See also Vowels.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2469. What is Grey and Can't Fly?

A parking lot.

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Funny Diseases

2470. Auto-Brewery Syndrome

Seriously—you can make beer in your gut and get drunk off it. See also Alcohol.

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