Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
2283. “I Mean It!”
Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2287. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers
He says, "I'll take five beers, please."
Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.
He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

Everybody who was too shy to leave a name. You know who you are.
We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.