Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

2261. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 6 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2262. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 10 Comments | 120 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2263. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2018| 2 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2264. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2265. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2018| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

2266. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2267. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2268. Taco Bell in the Center of the Pentagon

There is a Taco Bell in the center of the Pentagon. I guess the people who work there have to eat something. See also Fast Food, Military.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2018| 4 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2269. The Second Page of Google Results

Once you have arrived here, friend, there is no hope for you. Abandon your search, for it will be fruitless. See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2017| 5 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2270. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 82 Comments | 154 people like this You Like This | Unlike