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Funny Euphemisms
2264. I18n
Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.
Funny Dances
2265. The Constipated Turtle
Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.
Funny Jobs
2267. Elephant Pooper Scooper
Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.
Funny Questions
2270. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.