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Funny People

2271. People Who Were in Advertisements When They Were Babies

They think it makes them interesting, when in fact they're just ordinary people just like everyone else. See also Advertising, Babies.

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Funny Sayings

2272. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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Funny Advice

2273. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Nicknames

2274. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2275. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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Funny Places

2276. Red Schools with Belltowers

These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2277. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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Funny Quotes

2278. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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Funny Things to Do

2279. Touching a Hotplate to See if It's Still Hot

It's usually still hot.

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Funny Things

2280. Guanggun Jie

Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.

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