Guest Entries

2291. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2018| 8 Comments | 101 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2292. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| 8 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2293. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2018| Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2294. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2295. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 1 Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2297. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2298. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| 4 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2299. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2300. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2018| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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