Guest Entries

Funny Songs

2891. Harness Your Hopes

Show me a word that rhymes with pavement/
And I won't kill your parents and roast them on a stick/
And don't you try to etch it or permanently sketch it/
Or you're gonna catch a bad, bad cold/

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Funny T-Shirts

2892. The Lion Doesn’t Wait 18 Years

Why is this at Walmart?

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Funny Things to Do

2893. Build a Middle Finger with LEGO

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Funny Things to Do

2894. Adopt 513 Pidgeons and Build a Personalized House for Each.

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Funny Books

2895. A Book For Infants: Easy Learing

Wah.

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Funny Diseases

2896. Gnocchiease

A disease when you can't pronounce Gnocchi in front of the Olive Garden waiter. It's Knyo - key not "gunochi" See also Italian.

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Funny Diseases

2897. Potatobeties

you must monitor your blood potatoes

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Funny Euphemisms

2898. Blue Soccer Stinky Ball

Also known as Uranus.

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Funny Foods

2899. Ranch Doritos with a Half Ripe Banana

My weird food. Sorry not sorry. Funny? maybe not. Gross? Most likely.

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Funny Jobs

2900. Taking People's Remotes and Hiding It Somewhere

Oh, so THAT'S why I can never find my remote...

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