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Funny Anti-Jokes

3171. Why Did the Calendar Feel Threatened?

...because its days were numbered See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3172. What Did the Dog Say to the Cat? I'm a Dog

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Funny Insults

3173. Ur So Ugly That I Think You're Ugly

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Funny Insults

3174. We Value Your Opinion as Much as We Value a White Crayon.

I love this quote! It's from the movie "How to Date Billy Walsh".

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Funny Names

3175. Geoph

Jeff, Jeph, Geoff, Jef and Geof have been beaten.

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Funny Nicknames

3176. Big Worm

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Funny Advice

3177. Wear a Shirt to Parties with a Qr Code

A rickroll qr code

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3178. Are Plants Good at Math?

No, they're plants, they can't do math like we can.

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Funny Dances

3179. The Mango

The tango with a mango on your head

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Funny Insults

3180. Kid: What's That Animal That Rips Curtains?

or maybe a

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