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Funny Foods
651. Buddha Jumps over the Wall
A very rich, Chinese soup that gets its name from a legend that the smell is so good that even a strictly vegetarian monk will jump over a wall to eat it. See also Chinese, Soups.
Funny Advice
658. So Basically I Just Want to Tell Everyone out There That if Your Being Chased by a Wild Buffalo Specifically in Antarctica the You Probably Forgot to Eat Waffles This Afternoon. (happens to Me All the Time)
trust me guys i need no mental help im beyond saving
Funny Advice
659. Think of the People Around You as Potatoes.
This doesn’t do anything other than confuse yourself, but it’s worth it for the feeling that potatoes, once lowly root vegetables, are now roaming free of their earthy prisons.
Funny Advice
660. Seasoning
You don't need to buy salt, just use ground boogers for the same flavor and a nice chewy texture.
