Many dreams have been lost or won on a game of Plinko. See also Television.
Basically anything they tell you not to do by a pool is inherently funny.
At the inherently funny medical center, there is only one treatment: 1) Just rub some salve on it 2) Apply gauze.
Simple. Boring. Bland. Just like your entire life, you striped-shirt-wearing douchebag. See also Alcohol.
At my latest job review, I told my boss that it was my career goal to be the head honcho. See also Wealth.