Top-secret condiment said to be composed of mayonnaise, horseradish, and sugar.
It's not just the name. With story lines involving alcoholism, winless football teams, murder, breast cancer, and land mines, Funky Winkerbean is easily one of the most confusing comics strips of all time. See also Comics, Fictional.
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