Seventeenth century theory that all organisms were created at the same time and exist as fully-formed but miniature versions of themselves until birth. See also Biology.
Man. That's right, let that sink in for a minute. Man.
Almost as depressing as eating your lunch in your car in the parking lot at work. See also Food.
These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. See also 80's, 90's, Singers.