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Mock Tofu
Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow.
SkyMall
An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket.
Vinko Bogataj
Slovenian ski jumper you represented the "agony of defeat" in the oft-repeated introduction to ABC's Wide World of Sports.
Ethnic Food Dramas
Genre of arty film in which ethnicity is reduced to cuisine and feeding represents an act of love. Recent examples of this cliche include the Chinese Eat Drink Man Woman and the Latin Tortilla Soup.
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International Male
Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise." Oh yeah? What country are these guys from? Canada?
Nudibranchs
Toxic, seagoing slugs. Cuuuuuute.
Transitions Eyeglasses
They're trying to make these sexy, but I'm not buying it.
Dwayne Wayne
Television character on A Different World known for his flip-up glasses and perfect score on the math section of the SAT.
Chinchillas
Happy birthday chinchilla.