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Cornelius

Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.

Frank

Added by Frank on December 21, 2007 | You Like This |

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I always associated this as calling someone a "Smart Monkey" ... intended to be an insult to ones intellect. You know the Human like Chimp that befriended the astronauts. LOL! First heard it used when they began doing the remakes of the Planet of the Apes movies.

Donna on January 2, 2008

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I am a human like chimp called Cornelius Pipe - I can fit the triangular block through the cirular hole. I am cooler than you... "Donna".

Cornelius. Bitch. on January 9, 2008

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Cornelius is a common name in Holland and is even in the bible

Cornelius on January 10, 2008

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Cornelius isn't a funny name

Cornelius betch on January 11, 2008

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hmm wasn't the guy in the movie Meet the robinsons called cornelius?

Ashley on January 11, 2008

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my teacher is called mr. cornelis

Jack on January 30, 2008

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MY NAME IS CORNELIUS !!:@

Cornelius on October 27, 2008

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It would be really Unfortunate to be named Cornelius.

Not Cornelius on January 7, 2009

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dude my great grandpa's name was cornelius. he was a firefighter lol. but i told my dad hey dont u think cornelius is the funniest name ever and he was like ummm that was my grandpa's name

Julia on March 26, 2009

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what so funny about cornelius???u can found that name on the bible.its a common name for christians!!

emma on June 18, 2009

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I know a Cornelius. He goes by CJ, though.

nobody on November 26, 2009

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Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy was the owner/manager of the Philadephia [now Oakland] Athletics for 53 years, before retiring as manager after 1950 at the age of 87. You probably know him better as "Connie Mack."

TheHellion on January 28, 2010

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;I

hehe... Cornelius... on August 2, 2010

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Cornelius fudge

Heyhey on January 28, 2012

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All my friends call me Cornelius x.

pumpkinspicelatte on September 29, 2014

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MY ENGLISH TEACHERS NAME IS CORNEILIOUS AND THEY CALL HIM NEIL

aliyah on November 22, 2014

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I have a Corneilius in my Maths class.

Lala on December 29, 2014

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