Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Added by Frank on December 21, 2007 | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike
I always associated this as calling someone a "Smart Monkey" ... intended to be an insult to ones intellect. You know the Human like Chimp that befriended the astronauts. LOL! First heard it used when they began doing the remakes of the Planet of the Apes movies.
Says Donna on January 2, 2008
I am a human like chimp called Cornelius Pipe - I can fit the triangular block through the cirular hole. I am cooler than you... "Donna".
Says Cornelius. Bitch. on January 9, 2008
Cornelius is a common name in Holland and is even in the bible
Says Cornelius on January 10, 2008
Cornelius isn't a funny name
Says Cornelius betch on January 11, 2008
hmm wasn't the guy in the movie Meet the robinsons
Says Ashley on January 11, 2008
my teacher is called mr. cornelis
Says Jack on January 30, 2008
MY NAME IS CORNELIUS !!:@
Says Cornelius on October 27, 2008
It would be really Unfortunate to be named Cornelius.
Says Not Cornelius on January 7, 2009
dude my great grandpa's name was cornelius. he was a firefighter lol. but i told my dad hey dont u think cornelius is the funniest name ever and he was like ummm that was my grandpa's name
Says Julia on March 26, 2009
what so funny about cornelius???u can found that name on the bible.its a common name for christians!!
Says emma on June 18, 2009
I know a Cornelius. He goes by CJ, though.
Says nobody on November 26, 2009
Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy was the owner/manager of the Philadephia [now Oakland] Athletics for 53 years, before retiring as manager after 1950 at the age of 87. You probably know him better as "Connie Mack."
Says TheHellion on January 28, 2010
Says hehe... Cornelius... on August 2, 2010
Says Heyhey on January 28, 2012
All my friends call me Cornelius x.
Says pumpkinspicelatte on September 29, 2014
MY ENGLISH TEACHERS NAME IS CORNEILIOUS AND THEY CALL HIM NEIL
Says aliyah on November 22, 2014
I have a Corneilius in my Maths class.
Says Lala on December 29, 2014
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