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"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

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I can't stop laughing...GREAT funny quote, but scary at the same time :)

QueenJayB on August 19, 2008

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what do you mean? I dont get this one

Pammie on January 10, 2009

Tim

So true! I could watch that show all day. "Come on in, help yourself to some sweet tea!"

Tim on January 16, 2009

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Its from : to catch a pedator Queenjay watever. And lol :D

hihi on March 29, 2009

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lol partyvan

lol on April 13, 2009

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CLASSIC

ANNA PANDA on March 21, 2010

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THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!

Annette on May 6, 2010

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Best quote ever. I wish that show ran 24/7, aha

Jordan on May 19, 2010

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hahahahahahaha

dick on June 1, 2010

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"Come on in, I baked you cookies.."

fart on June 2, 2010

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hey thats me

chris hansen on July 30, 2010

Scimone

I love that show but not the ones I'm in

Scimone on January 19, 2011

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lol

LOL on February 17, 2011

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AFAIC that's the best aneswr so far!

Kailyn on May 10, 2011

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Oh hecky-dee yes!

Girl on February 4, 2012

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What's in the bag...

Dodocon on November 26, 2012

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" I want to blank your blank, what do you mean by that?" Lmfao

ron mexico on November 8, 2013

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"I don't want this cookie anymore!!" [after the jig was up] Timeless!

Patrick on April 28, 2015

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"You have a hug for me? You have a hug for me too?" [as he comes from behind the curtain. That one was divine.

Patrick on April 28, 2015

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Chris : "Do you often go to 12 year old girls house at night naked ?" Predictor : "No.. :( this is my first time doing this Sir...I swear." Chris : "So you woke up this morning.. and thought it was a good idea to come to a 12 year old girls house Naked and tell her you want blank her blanks ?" Predictor : (( Walking away )) Chris : "Their is something you need to know.. I'm Chris Hansen of Dateline MBC."

CHRIS on April 29, 2015

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