And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.
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i play tuba and i iz skinny
do i need to strip for you?
Says bob taters on October 30, 2007
im a fast fat person
i play the flute!
Says band camp on November 4, 2008
Now wait a minute! I play the tuba an im not fat!
And, I know of about 14 other tubists, they are not fat either.
Says Webster U. band on December 4, 2008
Says Raven on July 18, 2009
The tuba player in my band is our soccer team's midfielder and he's skinny and the "golden boy" of the town, and the object of three hundred girls' affections...Poor guy....
Says BanndGeeksAreSexy on February 4, 2010
fat people playing flute
skinny people playing tubas
this is the change obama was talking about
Says cOWORKER on April 24, 2013
youre dumb. calling tuba players fat. its not fat its muscle. how else do you think we carry it around all the time
Says john s on March 28, 2014
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