Funny Instruments
Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time
And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.
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Comments
bitches no!!!!!!!!!!!! i play tuba and i iz skinny do i need to strip for you?
bob taters on October 30, 2007
im a fast fat person i play the flute!
band camp on November 4, 2008
Now wait a minute! I play the tuba an im not fat! And, I know of about 14 other tubists, they are not fat either.
Webster U. band on December 4, 2008
hehe... tubist.
Raven on July 18, 2009
The tuba player in my band is our soccer team's midfielder and he's skinny and the "golden boy" of the town, and the object of three hundred girls' affections...Poor guy....
BanndGeeksAreSexy on February 4, 2010
fat people playing flute skinny people playing tubas this is the change obama was talking about
cOWORKER on April 24, 2013
youre dumb. calling tuba players fat. its not fat its muscle. how else do you think we carry it around all the time
john s on March 28, 2014
This super scrawny kid in my little sister's band spontaneously switched from percussion to tuba. Still not sure how he's handling that.
Missus PotatoeHead on February 28, 2019
as a tuba player... This is both true and not true at the same time. congratulations my friend you have created a paradox
DragonX on March 10, 2019
Rude.
Wow_really?!? on December 17, 2021