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Funny People

121. Billy Mays

Shouting pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, Engrave It, Mighty Mend-It, Mighty Putty, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, and other products. See also Beards, Commercials, Television.

Added by Ryan on February 7, 2009| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

122. Whelming

Adjective used to describe something neither overwhelming nor underwhelming. In other words, something that's just right.

Added by Ryan on December 21, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

123. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert

Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.

Added by Ryan on November 30, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

124. Exchange Student Jeans

Jeans adorned with snaps, stitching, and other embellishments that European teens wear and that American teens find disconcertingly ornate. See also Denim, European, Eurotrash.

Added by Ryan on November 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

125. Freshen Up Gum Shop

Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up as “The Gum That Goes Squirt”. See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.

Added by Ryan on November 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

126. Wooly Willie

As far as I know, Wooly Willie remains the only toy to have successfully turned metal filings into a plaything. The popularity of Wooly Willie later beget Dapper Dan the Magnetic Man, Hair-Do Harriet, and Whiskers the Cat. See also 50's.

Added by Ryan on October 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

127. Mortarboards Shop

A nonsensical name for a nonsensical hat. See also College.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

128. Schnitzel

See also German.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

129. Robber Baron

See also Old-Timey, Wealth.

Added by Ryan on October 18, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

130. God Works in Mysterious Ways

Good saying for explaining just about anything to children, for example why they didn't receive a Nintendo Wii for their birthday, See also Religion.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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