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Billy Mays

Shouting pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, Engrave It, Mighty Mend-It, Mighty Putty, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, and other products. See also Beards, Commercials, Television.


Added by Ryan on February 7, 2009 | You Like This |


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Something about the way Billy Mays yells just makes me want to buy stuff I don't need. Then I have a vision of my Awesome Auger getting awesomely stuck in the ground.

Jeremy on February 12, 2009

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COMPLETE opposite that guy is so annoying, i want to punch him right in the face.

Alison on May 6, 2009

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He's dead now.. don't YOU feel foolish.

farararara on July 14, 2009

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he should feel dumb 4 dat

? on July 18, 2009


RIP, Billy. You were just trying to make a buck, and we all understand that.

Tim on August 11, 2009

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He's not pitching anymore.

Guest on November 5, 2009

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if someone is way too loud about something they have. someone who thinks wat they have to say is way more important than wat you have to say

Tommy on December 15, 2010


Party like it's $19.95.

Bennet21 on March 4, 2017

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He's not dead. And you forgot Flex Seal

PoorPeople on June 8, 2018

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He's still no match against Phil Swift

wertyujb on February 1, 2019

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