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They collect so much saliva that you have to take them apart to empty it out. See also Annoying.


Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on June 7, 2015 | You Like This |


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i play the french horn it is annoying how much saliva you have to take out...

supergirllolz on June 8, 2015

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wierdo13 on June 10, 2015

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I play French horn, and it's disgusting how much saliva comes out of it.

Bob the builder on June 12, 2015

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That's not saliva. That's condensation - the air you blow though the horn is warmer than the inside of the instrument.

ldrg on June 14, 2015

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come to my party pls

BlarghCake on June 24, 2015

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^ k

geegee on June 24, 2015

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I play French Horn and have no issue with the amount of spit that I create. Ever seen a trombone player empty their spit valve? Bleach! Last year my French Horn didn't have a spit valve, so I had to remove a bunch of things to dump it out. kthxbye

Justin Bieber on June 24, 2015


I finally got a horn with a spit valve and I am sooooo happy

RandomActsOfSarcasm on July 2, 2015

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I've got the same issue with my saxophone!

Maddie250gto on January 16, 2016

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It's disgusting and I know it

Maddie250gto on January 16, 2016

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I play French Horn and like ldrg said it's water. The joke in our section is that there is a filter in the tubing.

Potato on May 5, 2017


A lot of the horns (double horns to be exact) that I've seen have a third trigger valve that literally can't be removed due to the bell, spit and condensation build up and it's a pain to get out.

Wippledeewap on January 14, 2018

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