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Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

cheesy9901

Added by cheesy9901 on January 25, 2016 | You Like This |

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Lol!I was bored,and I read your post.I laughed so hard,I cried!

havefun101 on January 28, 2016

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thats so mean dude

zoe on February 9, 2016

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Blondes are not stupid. Millions of blondes are crazy smart. Ya. Look it up book worm

marvin on March 18, 2016

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so if I dye my hair blonde will the smartness I have just disappear out of the blue

blueshope on March 3, 2018

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not bragging people just tell me I'm really smart

blueshope on March 3, 2018

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up yours

no name on November 28, 2018

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Erm....... what about Karen Nyberg. Karen is an astronaut. She has a doctorate in mechanical engineering. She flew a Space Shuttle mission (STS-124) and later spent 166 days onboard the International Space Station, conducting experiments, as part of Expeditions 36/37. What about Lisa Randall. Randall is currently a Professor of Physics at Harvard University. She has held professorships at MIT and Princeton. She studies theoretical particle physics and cosmology. She has written the libretto for an opera called Hypermusic Prologue. In 2007 she was selected for Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People.

Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019

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What about this one? Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher, LG OM PC FRS (n̩e Roberts, 13 October 1925 Р8 April 2013), was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and the Leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990. She was the longest-serving British Prime Minister of the 20th century and is the only woman to have held the office. A Soviet journalist called her the "Iron Lady", a nickname that became associated with her uncompromising politics and leadership style. As Prime Minister, she implemented policies that have come to be known as Thatcherism.

Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019

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And what about THIS famous blonde? The magical and magnificent J.K. Rowling (author of HARRY POTTER! Ring a bell? Though I bet if you're calling blondes dumb then you have never picked up a book in your entire life).

Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019

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Next time you start to insult somebody, think about it first.

Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019

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Oh, and you just got nerd-roasted!

Nobody shall know my name on August 15, 2019

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You just insulted 98% of my friends

Myusernameisusername on December 27, 2019

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This comment shows why no one likes oppressive and stupid American men

Lucy on February 26, 2020

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