Funny Quotes
"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
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Comments
I can't stop laughing...GREAT funny quote, but scary at the same time :)
QueenJayB on August 19, 2008
what do you mean? I dont get this one
Pammie on January 10, 2009
So true! I could watch that show all day. "Come on in, help yourself to some sweet tea!"
Tim on January 16, 2009
Its from : to catch a pedator Queenjay watever. And lol :D
hihi on March 29, 2009
lol partyvan
lol on April 13, 2009
CLASSIC
ANNA PANDA on March 21, 2010
THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!
Annette on May 6, 2010
Best quote ever. I wish that show ran 24/7, aha
Jordan on May 19, 2010
hahahahahahaha
dick on June 1, 2010
"Come on in, I baked you cookies.."
fart on June 2, 2010
hey thats me
chris hansen on July 30, 2010
I love that show but not the ones I'm in
Scimone on January 19, 2011
lol
LOL on February 17, 2011
AFAIC that's the best aneswr so far!
Kailyn on May 10, 2011
Oh hecky-dee yes!
Girl on February 4, 2012
What's in the bag...
Dodocon on November 26, 2012
" I want to blank your blank, what do you mean by that?" Lmfao
ron mexico on November 8, 2013
"I don't want this cookie anymore!!" [after the jig was up] Timeless!
Patrick on April 28, 2015
"You have a hug for me? You have a hug for me too?" [as he comes from behind the curtain. That one was divine.
Patrick on April 28, 2015
Chris : "Do you often go to 12 year old girls house at night naked ?" Predictor : "No.. :( this is my first time doing this Sir...I swear." Chris : "So you woke up this morning.. and thought it was a good idea to come to a 12 year old girls house Naked and tell her you want blank her blanks ?" Predictor : (( Walking away )) Chris : "Their is something you need to know.. I'm Chris Hansen of Dateline MBC."
CHRIS on April 29, 2015
If you hear these words in your life, for any reason... RUN.
BRUH on November 8, 2019