Funny Jobs
Sensitive Beer
Three hicks were working on telephone towers - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve fell off and died.
Bruce says, "Someone should tell his wife."
So Jed went.
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
" You told the lady her husband died and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are.
