Funny Phobias
Globophobia
The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.
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i just found my phobia ..
terryfied of ballons on November 11, 2018
I'm actually scared of balloons.
Kitto on December 18, 2018
i am absolutely terrified of ballons
matilda on May 3, 2019
I hate it when they pop, but I find it absolutely hilarious when someone makes balloons make that loud squealing noise.
Zalinithia on May 8, 2019
I guess I have this one, but it's not really a fear of balloons more of a constant dread that someone is going to pop them that is worse than when they actually pop.
Sparkle on May 4, 2020
but baloony ;)
fnaw on May 18, 2020
omg finally someone who understands
star on January 18, 2021
I love popping them, y'all are weird.
Yeetaleetthesecond on December 5, 2022
theres nothing scary abut balloons, unless maybe if theres an evil sewer clown named pennywise holding them lol.
i love kittens on June 20, 2024
Pennywise isn't scary (at least not in the book) but balloons popping, on the other hand...
141 on January 6, 2026
me throat go "DA HELP" if people rub those together... I guess my throat has globophoba... Hey at least I don't have this as a person!
some random turd on January 9, 2026