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Two or More Tubas Playing at the Same Time

And why are tubas only played by fat people? The quicker, skinnier people grab all the flutes or something? See also Bands, Music, Parades.


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bitches no!!!!!!!!!!!! i play tuba and i iz skinny do i need to strip for you?

bob taters on October 30, 2007

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im a fast fat person i play the flute!

band camp on November 4, 2008

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Now wait a minute! I play the tuba an im not fat! And, I know of about 14 other tubists, they are not fat either.

Webster U. band on December 4, 2008

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hehe... tubist.

Raven on July 18, 2009

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The tuba player in my band is our soccer team's midfielder and he's skinny and the "golden boy" of the town, and the object of three hundred girls' affections...Poor guy....

BanndGeeksAreSexy on February 4, 2010

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fat people playing flute skinny people playing tubas this is the change obama was talking about

cOWORKER on April 24, 2013

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youre dumb. calling tuba players fat. its not fat its muscle. how else do you think we carry it around all the time

john s on March 28, 2014

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