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Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.


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then how do you have a computer?

Luc-Da-Nuk on May 20, 2021

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i like potatoes

potater on June 1, 2021

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potater my love

potato loves potater on June 15, 2021

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why dont you adopt ?

me on July 22, 2021

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It's true though. Some people name pets after their defining features, i.e. Shorty, Whiskers, Midnight etc. Your dog's defining feature is that he ain't got no pants.

Trying 2 be funny on November 30, 2021

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