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“I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”

―My Writing Professor


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awww your so nice but it cant be turkey sandwich thats just disrespect but i will take a peanut butter sandwich yummy

alysa on June 8, 2021

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Need I say more?

Lily on June 10, 2021

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this made me cri

biden on June 11, 2021

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i don't like bread :( but a wrap will do

gay potato on June 21, 2021

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