Funny Quotes
“I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”
―My Writing Professor
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Comments
awww your so nice but it cant be turkey sandwich thats just disrespect but i will take a peanut butter sandwich yummy
alysa on June 8, 2021
Need I say more?
Lily on June 10, 2021
this made me cri
biden on June 11, 2021
i don't like bread :( but a wrap will do
gay potato on June 21, 2021
sounds like something i would say
mr wombat on August 8, 2021
Haha, sounds like me.
Yeetaleetthesecond on November 10, 2021
Sounds like something Jack Handey would write.
Bruce on May 14, 2022
do i really need to say something about this?
meeeee :P on February 21, 2024
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A POTATOOO!!!?!?!???? (this is me talking to inanimate beings... again...)
meeeee :P on February 21, 2024