Funny Jobs
Pawsonal Assistant
Job Description:
Provides full-time administrative support to a spoiled pet. Manages chew toy inventory, schedules daily zoomies, and filters fan mail from obsessed humans. Must accompany pet boss on walks, naps, and dramatic window-staring sessions.
Required Skills:
Proficient in belly rub timing.
Experience negotiating with squirrels.
Willing to cancel own plans if pet is “not in the mood.”
Benefits:
Complimentary fur coating on all outfits, constant supervision while using the bathroom, and unlimited exposure to The Judging Stare™.
