Funny Jobs
Chief Barketing Officer (CBO)
Job Description:
Leads all marketing efforts for dogs trying to increase their social media presence. Crafts on-brand barks, curates photogenic head tilts, and schedules butt-sniff networking events. Must maintain the illusion that the dog runs their own account.
Required Skills:
Photoshop for paws.
Knows optimal treat-to-engagement ratio.
Can write 50 hashtags without crying.
Perks:
Free squeaky toy consulting, VIP (Very Important Pup) lounge access, and occasional slobbery bonus payments.
