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Funny Euphemisms

1121. Flightless Tuxedo-wearing Chickens

also known as a penguin See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

1122. Ha Ha Ha So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

what you say when your mom/dad/uncle/aunt says the oldest joke in the book (e.g. What's black, white, and red/read all over? A newspaper.)

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Funny Insults

1123. Yo Mama So Fat She Jumped and Landed in Hell

Guys I might take that back, it was a bit mean lol.

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Funny Insults

1124. I Could Empty a Dumpster and Everything Inside Would Look Better than You

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Funny Insults

1125. Are You a Accident Cause You Were Born on the Highway

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Funny Insults

1126. You Look Like You Love Building Houses Using Birch Planks

Instead of stripped logs. See also Video Games.

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Funny Observations

1127. You Look Like Eric Cartman

du bist gut genugg

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Funny Observations

1128. Du Bist Gut Genug

du bist gut genugg

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Funny Questions

1129. If You Drop a Bar of Soap on the Floor, is the Soap Dirty or is That Area of the Floor Clean?

Ask this to whoever and let them be confused

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Funny Quotes

1130. "How Are You Gonna Run over the Earth?" "With My Truck 😎"

- My dad

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