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1731. You're So Inconsistent

even Illinois weather calls you unpredictable.

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1732. You're So Bad at Math

you count your fingers and still get different answers each time.

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1734. Bartholomew Picklethwaite

The man who once declared a national emergency because he misplaced his hat.

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1735. Sir Reginald Buttercrumb

Accidentally invented toast by dropping bread on a hot rock

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1736. Hector Wobblebottom

Famous for tripping during every major event he attended

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1737. Percival Snickerdoodle III

Knighted for "exceptional enthusiasm" and nothing else

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1738. Gertrude Flapjacksen

Led the Great Pancake Rebellion of 1714

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1739. Ima Foodlover

Eats a lot.

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1740. Captain Noodle Arms

heroic spirit, questionable strength

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