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Funny Phrases

1761. I Tripped Upon the Carpet

Hence I Declare War on Gravity.

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1762. I Awoke at Noon

Therefore I Am the Duke of Productivity.

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1763. I Forgot What I Was Doing

Thus I Summon the Council of Brain Cells.

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Funny Questions

1764. Why is the "Black Box" in Airplanes Orange?

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1765. Who Was the First Person to Realize Cows Have Four Stomachs, and What Exactly Were They Doing.

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1766. Who Decided Bread Needed a Roommate.

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1767. If the Moon Controls the Tides, Who Controls the Moon.

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1768. If Mirrors Can't Lie

why do I look different in every one.

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1769. Who Was the First Person to Look at a Fossil and Say, "Yeah

that was definitely a giant lizard."

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Funny Quotes

1770. "I Traded a Dollar for 2 Pennys, Cause 2 is More than One"

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