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Funny Insults

1811. Yo' Mama So Fat That when She Climbed Mount Everest with a Yellow Jacket They Thought the Sun Was Rising.

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1812. You've Got the Emotional Range of a Traffic Light

and somehow you're still always on "confused yellow."

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1813. You Change Moods Like the Weather

except the weather actually makes sense sometimes.

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1814. If Your Brain Had a Loading Bar

it would stay at 99% just to mess with you.

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1815. You're Not Slow

you're just permanently buffering.

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1816. If Common Sense Were a GPS

yours would keep saying "recalculating" even when you're standing still.

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1817. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Loses Arguments to Your Own Reflection

and somehow still walks away offended.

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1818. You Five off "my Imaginary Friend Blocked Me" Vibes.

and somehow still walks away offended.

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1819. Your Thoughts Don't Connect

they just wave at each other from across the room.

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1820. You Look Like You Rehearse Comebacks in the Mirror and Still Mess Them Up.

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