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Funny Quotes

1911. Dude, Go Press the Bored Button. The Teacher Won’t Know

-my brain for some reason but it’s right

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Funny Quotes

1912. Do I Have to Add Quotation Marks to This

-me asking a question

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Funny Quotes

1913. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

1915. Telling the Waiter You Too After They Say Enjoy Your Meal

the equivalent of calling the teacher mom basically

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Funny Things to Do

1916. Taking Ages to Make a Vehicle in Zelda Totk to Travel 50 Meters

why? honestly.

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Funny Words

1917. Mitosis

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Funny Words

1918. Hoyowohogo

slang from the early 1600s meaning Lets go clip our toenails together

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1919. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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Funny Diseases

1920. Lactose Tolerance IV

Lactose Tolerance

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