Guest Entries
Funny Books
2631. A Splinter In The Blind Man’s Eye
This title is a masterclass in theatrical nonsense. It poses a medical emergency for someone who literally cannot see the problem. It’s the literary equivalent of a 'silent alarm' or 'dry water'—purely dramatic, entirely impossible, and 100% ridiculous to say out loud.
Funny Diseases
2632. Parappingrapperentia
Like normal Dementia, but you forget everything about your life except for Parappa The Rapper. If you don't know about this game, you will forever live your life in endless confusion.
Funny Drinks
2633. Barf Carrots
Funny Movies
2638. The Passion of the Christ 4096: Revenge of the Lord
Enjoy this remake thriller from the perspective of the Beto-Roman legion as they traverse the stars, unbeknownst to them, a dying planet called, "Earth" has one little trick up its sleeve.
Funny Phrases
2640. Long Before Time Had a Name….
It sounds like the beginning of a deep philosophical lecture that is destined to end in a story about plastic ninjas.
