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Funny Observations

3161. Neil Armstrong Backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

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Funny Phrases

3162. Kata Kakak Kakekku, Kuku Kaki Kakak Kakekku Kaku!

literally Indonesian for "My grandfather's older sibling said that their toenail is stiff!"

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Funny Products

3163. Dad's Last Nerve Candle

Oh look, it's on fire... (you can find it on Amazon)

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Funny Sayings

3164. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

3165. Farting in Front of Your Mother

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Funny Words

3166. Schnart

(noun)- When you sneeze and fart at the same time.(Usually, it happens in an agressive fashion.)

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Funny Words

3167. Kahramanmaraşlaştıramadıklarımızdanmışçasınaydınız

A Turkish word meaning "You were like as if you were part of the ones we could not Kahraman Maraş-ify"

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Funny Words

3168. "The Problem is Not the Problem, the Problem is the Person Who Starts the Problem."

- By totally not a person who holds their crap, drinks tap water and shower water AND sits on cushions (which gets them in trouble, cos it "wastes the feathers".)

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Funny Words

3169. Jonny

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Funny Advice

3170. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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