Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.
Those lyrics are actually really good advice! See also Lyrics.
Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.
Eating popcorn from a Ziplcoc bag while the guy next to you has a bucket of movie popcorn is funny. See also Movies, Snacks.
Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year! See also Vegetarian.

I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.
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