If it's windy and someones umbrella flips inside out or if the umbrella is already broken and a prong is sticking out, it's very funny!
Best when used by a waitress handing you a grilled cheese sandwich at a 24-hour diner. "Here you go, Dollface!" See also Restaurants.
Funniest when said by an impatient waiter/waitress. See also Restaurants.
Often paired with "shake." I like to do both on the dance floor. Shimmy & shake!
Made by Smuckers. It's peanut butter and jelly happily swirled together in one jar.
"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna. See also White Trash.
I'm in a comedy writing group, I do stand-up when the real comics need a sub. I'm in two troupes Toast & Cheaper Seats. I also like to run long distances for fun. www.twitter.com/amandacaswell.