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Funny Things to Do

31. Recalling an Email

Especially funny if it's for a minor mistake. Chances are everyone has already read the email anyway. See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

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Funny Questions

32. Can I Borrow You for a Minute?

Maybe. Will you give me back?

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Funny Things

33. Broken Umbrellas

If it's windy and someones umbrella flips inside out or if the umbrella is already broken and a prong is sticking out, it's very funny!

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Funny Words

34. Lubrication

Especially funny when used in an office setting to mean, nudge. "Is Tom coming to the meeting or does he need some lubrication?" See also Inappropriate, Office.

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Funny Nicknames

35. Dollface

Best when used by a waitress handing you a grilled cheese sandwich at a 24-hour diner. "Here you go, Dollface!" See also Restaurants.

Added by Amanda on October 22, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

36. Take Your Time, But Hurry Up!

Funniest when said by an impatient waiter/waitress. See also Restaurants.

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Funny Things to Do

37. Shimmy

Often paired with "shake." I like to do both on the dance floor. Shimmy & shake!

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Funny Foods

38. Crinkle Cut French Fries

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Funny Foods

39. Goober

Made by Smuckers. It's peanut butter and jelly happily swirled together in one jar.

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Funny Foods

40. Tuna Helper

"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna. See also White Trash.

Added by Amanda on October 21, 2009| Comment | You Like This |