33. Broken Umbrellas
If it's windy and someones umbrella flips inside out or if the umbrella is already broken and a prong is sticking out, it's very funny!
Best when used by a waitress handing you a grilled cheese sandwich at a 24-hour diner. "Here you go, Dollface!" See also Restaurants.
Funniest when said by an impatient waiter/waitress. See also Restaurants.
Often paired with "shake." I like to do both on the dance floor. Shimmy & shake!
Made by Smuckers. It's peanut butter and jelly happily swirled together in one jar.
40. Tuna Helper Shop
"Healthier" version of Hamburger Helper. Just add water and tuna. See also White Trash.