Funny Insults
Funny Insults
161. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.
See also Obesity.
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162. Turtleneck Sweater
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163. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
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164. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet
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165. Turd Blossom
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
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166. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!
When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.
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167. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear
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168. Silly Billy Goat
Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.
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169. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!
Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.
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170. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.
Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.