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1.
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2.
The Lambada
AKA the forbidden dance, AKA, the vertical expression of horizontal desires.
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3.
Tinkle
As in, "I got to tinkle."
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5.
Following Someone From the Front
MacGyver performed this move. I believe a handheld mirror was involved.
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6.
My Dad the Hero
According to IMDB, the uncomfortable premise of this 1994 Gerard Depardieu and Katherine Heigl movie is "A teenage girl on vacation in the Bahamas with her divorced father tries to impress a potential boyfriend by saying that her father is actually her lover."
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7.
Bermuda Triangle
One must avoid flying over the Bermuda Triangle or fall victim to UFOs, time warps, or the still-operable death ray of the lost city of Atlantis.
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8.
Dropping a Sandbag on Someone's Head
Especially when done so using a pulley.
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9.
Cheater Police
Otherwise known as the people who ruin board games.
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10.
Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?
Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas.
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