Chris's Entries
Funny Toys
2. Little Miss No-Name
A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.
Funny Sayings
3. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.
In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.
This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.
Funny Clothes
4. Beard Restraints Shop
Even if you’ve never wanted to grow a beard, the opportunity to wear this product might change your mind. See also Beards.
Funny Foods
5. Candwich
A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.
Funny Songs
6. (You're) Having My Baby Shop
1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?" making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.
Funny Diseases
10. Dropsy
Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.
