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Also known as birds. See also Birds.

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i have loads of "birds" in my house

joe mama on April 9, 2020

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Idk why "also known as birds, see birds" got me but it got me

An important opinion on April 9, 2020

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so a bird feeder is high tech

cool boi on April 13, 2020

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no

chad on April 13, 2020

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oh shut up chad

cool boi on April 13, 2020

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no

chad on April 13, 2020

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the birds work for the buigeousse

j on April 22, 2020

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Oof

Jeff on September 17, 2020

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People need to stop spreading misinformation. Just like how birds are REAL, giraffes are fake. Everyone who say birds are fake is actually part of the government, trying to cover up the fact giraffes are not real creatures, and for some reason everyone believes them! What is so believable about a spotted, elongated horse, with a long thick purple tongue being a real thing, that a bird isn't hmm? I rest my case, giraffes are fake and birds are real.

GiraffesDoNotExist on September 28, 2020

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Bird actually stands for Basic Information Receiving Drone (B.I.R.D). I can confirm that birds are not real.

Your FBI agent on March 2, 2021

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Oh hey FBI agent, haven't heard from you in a while. Thanks for the info about the B.I.R.D.s, anyways have fun spying on me I guess. Just letting you know I'm going to stay right where I am for a while, and I'm definitely not moving to a small mountain town in Ukraine, so you have absolutely no reason to look for me there or be suspicious at all. See you soon (because I still live here), Reelnayme Persson

Civilian 1905647 on September 27, 2021

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